What the hell?

A lot of times my thought process scares me, as well as those few with whom I share it. An example...

My father commented in a sermon that sin is a cancer. A fairly benign statement don't you think? But this got me thinking that maybe sinning gives you cancer, and that different types of sin equal different types of cancer. For instance, did Lance Armstrong touch himself alot? It went on but I'll spare you the details, suffice it to say that I ended up wondering why adults don't have slumber parties.