Sunday, August 3, 2008

Could it be any easier...

Few things are funnier than people falling down. Kids, adults, the elderly, its always funny. Fortunately racism is always good for a laugh. Especially racism of the subliminal variety. Today I bought a box of Newport menthol cigarettes. (strategic comedic and judgemental pause) With my receipt, I received a coupon for Middleton's Black and Mild cigars. Awesome.

...In other news, Jack and Jill, the iconic vertigo stricken youngsters and hill climbing enthusiasts of fairy tale fame, have finally inspired a dating site. JackandJill.com. In a television spot, the words "catch a pail of love" were actually used. And....vomit.

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