Last night, while waiting for my brother to get off work, a gentleman came into the gas station and entirely changed my life.
Standing about 5'5", he was sporting a Far-Side t-shirt, shorty-short athletic shorts(blue) and a pair of brown dress shoes...minus the socks.
Well I say well done sir! In this era of one hundred dollar jeans and 300 dollar shoes, it is refreshing to see someone stare haute' coutoure' right square in the eyes and say "Eat my !$%# (insert preferred expletive here) Haughtily dressed fashionistas be damned!
I must confess that the item that pulled it all together was the caterpillar molestache draped elegantly acrossed his upper lip. A man will look long and hard to find its rival.
We salute you mustachioed shorty-short dress shoe man! Keep up the good work! America's counting on it!
Bahil
(Bahil: pron. Baaa --eeel origin; Daniel-ippino)
gonna eat a lot of peaches
7 years ago
1 comment:
If I could kiss your blog on the mouth, I would - in a completely straight way, of course.
Very well done, Ba-hil! You've made your blog-daddy proud. :)
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